She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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