Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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