dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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