Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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