it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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