I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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