Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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