Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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