Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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