Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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