Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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