just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
