On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I will be naked everywhere
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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