I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
dude. I can hear the air.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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