Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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