I'm really into asian looking animals
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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