i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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