i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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