worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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