when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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