You can't special order awesome
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize