Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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