do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
