so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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