quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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