all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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