i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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