apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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