he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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