There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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