if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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