ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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