Well apparently he's into motor boating.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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