Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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