Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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