Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
