What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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