when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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