We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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