I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
