Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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