That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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