Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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