Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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