Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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