don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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