He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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