Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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