getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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