I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
If I had your ass I would rule the world
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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