so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
