Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
