he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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