How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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