try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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