Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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